I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
