is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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