guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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