I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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