That's intense
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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