My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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