it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
