Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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