Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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