Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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