He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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