Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize