Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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