he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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