Duck Duck Cougar?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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