Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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