fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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