Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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