apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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