Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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