he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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