I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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