Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Green mimosas i think yes
Found the puke drawer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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