how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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