whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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