I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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