I think I died a long time ago.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
