guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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