Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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