Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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