I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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