Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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