So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
