Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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