i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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