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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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