you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So much rum. So many feels.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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