No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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