Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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