so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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