I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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