Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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