Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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