What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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