On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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