at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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