I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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