But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
