I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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