She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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