he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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