This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
