If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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