Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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