Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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