I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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