He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Randomize