garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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