I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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